May 5th, 2008

Matthew has found a new car! It's a SAAB. He's going to be driving a SAAB again.

I'm not one to talk, of course. My girlfriend also drives one, I usually take the wheel if we go anywhere (giving her ample opportunity to tell me that I suck at driving) and have grown to like it. But still... she makes the SAAB look good, he makes it look like an inside out hedgehog, the prick is on the inside. But i've become the biggest kind of hypocrite, driving my girlfriend's SAAB while sounding Matthew out for doing the same.

So! I've decided. Enough of this charade! I will no longer do this. I will never again drive my girlfriend's SAAB.

I'll drive my fiancee's SAAB though.